One evening this burglar decides to rob a house, so hes walking up and down the street and finally his eyes fall upon the biggest house. So he breaks the window and climbs in and starts throwing everything he can find into his pouch, when from the shadows he hears a small voice say,
"Jesus is Watching."
So the burglar stops what hes doing, terrified, and looks around. His eyes fall upon the large bird cage in the corner and he walks over to it.
"You talkin' to me, bird!?" He demands and the bird looks him square in the eyes and says,
"Jesus is watching"
So the burglar continue around the house and out of nowhere this huge dog bounds out and starts attacking him, biting his leg,and his arm an the burglar yells at the bird,
"Why didnt you tell me there was a dog!"
and the bird smiled and said "Thats Jesus."