Sardarji went to US to live with his brother. Sardarji's Brother
owns an apple shop in US. One day he asked his brother to stay at
the shop because he had to go somewhere. He asked his brother if
somebody comes to shop and ask for the apple's price, tell them
$2 a pound. If somebody questions whether these apples are sweet
or sour, tell them some are sweet and some are not. If some body
says I do not want to buy, tell them somebody else will buy. Now
the sardarji was ready to sell the apples. A lady comes and asks
sardarji, Do you know what time it is ? Sardarji replied $2 a
pound. Lady said; all sardarji's are idiot and fools. Sardarji
replied, some are some are not. Lady got frustrated and said, I
will take you to police station. Sardarji replied, if you will not
take me some body else will take.