A young boy went running down the street in search of a policeman. Finding one, he pleaded, "Office, please, I need you to come back to the bar with me. My dad is in a fight."

The officer accompanied him back to the bar where he found three guys in a fistfight. "Ok, now which one is your father?" he asked the young boy.

"I don't know, officer. That's what they're fighting about," the boy exclaimed.