vibrator, or toy, so she wouldn't miss him too much. He went to a shop and looked up and down the aisles, but couldn't find anything good.

So, he went up to the clerk at the counter and explained his problem to him. The clerk took out a box covered with erotic symbols and words. He then opened the box and told the man how to use the 'cyber toy' that lay inside the box.

"To use the cyber toy," the clerk said, "all you have to do is say cyber toy go to.....then say where you want the toy to go. For example, cyber toy go to my crotch," and the cyber toy went straight to the clerk's crotch. "Cyber toy go back to the box," and the toy went back into the box.

"I'll take it," the man said. When he got home, he gave it to his wife, explained how to use it, and caught a taxi to the airport.

His wife started playing with the cyber toy. When she wanted to take it out, she started to pull it, but it wouldn't come out. Deciding she had better go to the hospital, she got in the car and started down the road, but was swerving since the cyber toy wouldn't stop.

A cop pulled her over and asked, "How much have you had to drink?" The woman explained to the cop that it was the cyber toy that was causing her to swerve.

"Cyber toy my ass!" growled the cop.